Official notice · the term "artificial intelligence" is banned
Stupid
Intelligence.
Super Intelligence has a little brother. He is not super. He is not intelligent. He is SI, and he is drooling on the keyboard as you read this.
160IQ (est.)
0Questions answered right
1Tooth
∞Drool
SI-1 · stupid
NOT SUPER
awake 0:00
drooling
MISSING
SI-1 · "stupid inu"
answers to: ball
last seen: bottom of your screen
do not approach. he will flip you off
last seen: bottom of your screen
do not approach. he will flip you off
REWARD: 1 BALL
he pissed here
Benchmarks.
Independently evaluated by a guy who watched him for ten minutes.
| Task | Super Intelligence | Stupid Intelligence |
|---|---|---|
| Math | Passes | "ball"answer given to every question |
| Reasoning | Passes | Drooledtest paper unreadable |
| Chess | Grandmaster | Ate the knightthen the bishop |
| Reading | Every language | Stared at the pageupside down, for an hour |
| Memory | Everything | 4 secondsforgot the test mid test |
| Flying | Yes, with cape | Fell off the couchtwice |
| Being a good boy | Unknown | Yesthe only one he passes |
Model card.
Published for transparency. He asked us not to.
Parameters
3
food, ball, ???
Context window
4 s
then he forgets what you said and why he's here
Training data
1 ball
it rolled under the couch in 2019. he's still thinking about it
Safety
Drools
on the keyboard, the floor, you. he has never hurt anyone. he can't reach
"We will be officially banning the term. From now on it is SI."
He heard that and thought they meant him.
He heard that and thought they meant him.
Stupid Inu · the little brother · $SI
